Two people, Will and
Stan sit in a plain room around a simple table.
On the Table is a
small plastic disposable cup flipped upside down.
Stan: So, we are here to debate
the existence of a ball inside that cup.
Will: That's right, I saw the
cup lifted earlier and there was a ball inside.
Stan: I didn't see that happen.
Do you have proof?
Will: Well yes I saw the ball
earlier and I believe it is still in there.
Stan: I'm sorry Will, belief is
not proof.
Will: Well you cannot prove
there is not a ball in there.
Stan: It's not my job to prove
there is not. I will only believe you with proof besides I also
cannot prove there is not a toy car under the cup, lack of proof
doesn't make it there.
Another man walks into the room
and gives Will a small photograph and some slips of paper.
Will: Ah, well look here a
picture of the cup tilted with a ball underneath.
Stan: Did you take the picture?
Will: No.
Stan: Were you there when it was
taken?
Will: No.
Stan: So there is nothing to say
this picture was not taken a long time ago and then the ball removed.
Also it could have been faked or taken somewhere else. We can't even
be sure it who took the picture.
Will: Well the date on the back
says it was this morning and it is signed by John and notarized by
Eli.
Stan: OK where are those two
now?
Will: I don't know
Stan: How can we be sure they
are being honest or are actually the ones who took the picture?
Will: Hmmm, well this note right
here says John's mom excused him from school today to go take the
picture, it is dated yesterday.
Stan: Can she come tell me that
herself?
Will: No.
Stan: So the only proof the
picture is real is that it says it's real and a letter written by who
knows who and who knows when. This is almost convincing but still not
proof that there is a ball under the cup right now and it has not
been tampered with.
Will looks at the papers and
present's written descriptions of the ball.
Stan: These could be equally as
valid as your description, except that we don't know who wrote them
and also look here.... This one says the ball is green and this one
blue and this one red.
Will: Well the ball is red.
Stan: Why should I relive you
the ball is red and not believe Jared that the ball is green? I still
don't know for sure that there is a ball.
Will: Fine I will get you
witness'
Will leaves the room and comes
back with three other people.
Will: This is Rose, Eugene and
Edna each of them have also saw the ball
Stan: OK, do you have any proof.
Rose: Yeah, I was with Jared at
the sandwich shop and we were begging for something to play with and
he lifted a cup and there was a green-ball.
Eugene: I work in a warehouse
and I see lots of blue balls.
Edna: I have seen a little pink
ball under this cup since I was little!
Stan:... ok now your story makes
even less sense. Each of have described a different story and each
ball sounds different but none of this proves there is a ball under
this cup right here.
Will: But I have a picture and
written records and witness.
Stan: But none of it can be
verified right now and we keep getting different stories and about
different colors.
Will: I don't care what color
the ball is. It's red to me it's pink to Edna but we have each seen
the ball and so have others like John.
Stan: I'm sorry science works on
tests and logic none of this proves that there is a ball. Come on
will why don't you follow logic and admit there is no ball.
Will: Because I have seen it
earlier and I have faith it was not messed with.
Stan: Ah, OK blind faith over
proof. Why don't we just lift the cup and see if it is there.
Will reaches over the table and
lifts the cup as the three witness gather around in excitement.
Unfortunately they block Stan's view who doesn't really bother to
look up.
A buzzer goes off and Stan stands
up and walks out. Shortly after Stan leaves Jared follows behind
mumbling.
Jared: I only believe in blue
balls.
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Okay, THAT was weird . . . but funny as hell! ROFL
ReplyDeleteYou need to dedicate your brain to Science after you're gone! LOL
I'd love too! Kinda wish they would study it now... but if nothing else I hope to donate my cadaver to a body farm.
ReplyDeleteWhat!? What would the Coven think? ;)
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe!